It's Love

My grandfather was in the military and he went overseas to Moracco, naturally his family followed, they were in there early 30's. When they returned to Texas for the first time, they went to a mall. My grandfather took his son to look at something and my grandmother was just walking around and she kept running into people that she knew.
Well my granny got on an escalator and she saw this man and she knew who he was and she couldn't figure out how she knew him. so she said "Excuse me sir, do i know you from somewhere". The man turned around and said "Well hell woman i hope so we've been sleeping together for 20 years."It was my grandpa.
My granny was cu-coo-banannas, once she took her son to the beach and there was like 5 signs that said "DO NOT SWIM BEWARE OF MAN OF WARS", Man of wars for those who don't know are kind of like a steroid jellyfish. So my granny gets in the water with her son and there playing and having a grand ole time. then my grandpa starts running up screaming "GET OUT OF THE WATER!!" and my granny says "Why we're having fun!" and he said "There's MAN OF WARS IN THERE GET OUT, didn't you read the sign" and she replies
"Yes, but I didn't see any boats", she thought it was a war ship, dear god she was crazy